Saturday, February 12, 2011

Inver House

I am sure there are plenty of you out there thinking, " Where can I find a cheap scotch whisky that I can drink like water?" Well, I have good news for all of you, I have found that whisky. I'm sure many of you haven't seen this whisky considering it sits at the very bottom shelf at local liquor store. If you want to find it, be sure to ask the manager for the key to the cellar, that way you can go low enough to find this whisky and possible the legendary five star. Once you get down there and beat your way through the cob webs you should see some dusty bottles of Inver House staring you in the face. You will know it is Inver House because the label will tell you that it is imported scotch whiskey and that it is "very rare scotch whisky." It will also be in a sweet green handle. You can buy it in a bottle, but for $18 why not just get 1.75L?

Once you purchase this magic elixir you need to rush right home to try it out. Trust me, you'll thank me later. Once you get home grab a regular beer glass to pour your Inver House into. Yeah I said it right, a beer glass. Be sure to fill the cup up to the top that way you can feel like a man. Now that the glass is full what are you waiting for? Gulp that shit down! You will notice at first it tastes like a mossy rock with a hint of trashcan and asshole, but this will fade soon enough. The main thing to notice is that this whisky doesn't burn.... at all. It's a little too easy to drink and because of this I will warn you not to drink too much. Not because I care about your safety, but because the hangover you will get from this stuff is going to be horrible. Almost as bad as Chimes or 5 star. Don't let this scare you though, if you need a whisky that you can chug for whatever reason, this is the whisky for you. So go grab yours now.

15 comments:

  1. ........ a hint of trashcan and asshole. LOL.

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  2. Hahaha yes! I was always looking for a whiskey that tastes like asshole. I can't drink it without a funky after taste.

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  3. I have actually tried that once! I forgot the name and now I can get it again. Thank you!

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  4. Great post, I love your discriptive prose!

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  5. The next thing you need is a 'good' Sandra Bullock film.

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  6. Send me over some, Rick. I'm desperate to try the heir to Five Star.

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  7. you'll die in a few weeks drinking that instead of water xD

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  8. It is a glorious beverage I am proud to have consumed.

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  9. I've been looking for this Whisky for 30 years. I hope it's as good as it was then! Very drinkable, clean scotch.

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